Sunday, July 8, 2007
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Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sexto Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...Aloy : Why is making love soenjoyable ?PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nosewith your finger mah !------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you digdig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along theload(road),den someone come overand dig your nose, you like ornot ? Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siao ah !Useyour Blain(brain), use your blainnn ..........------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah,you like to dig with a gloveon your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight(correct) or not?------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good. PCK : Aiyah ...... best in SingaporeandJB, and some say Batam also ah !!!------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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